Meet Gégé, the Parisian pigeon who hasn't missed a protest since 1995. Now he's on-chain, and for the first time in his life, he refuses to stop working.
Coming soon. Gégé is finishing his coffee ☕
On strike
Since 1995
Columba livia parisiensis
Hatched under a café table in the 11th arrondissement. Joins his first protest the same week. Never looks back.
Marches against pension reforms, metro fares, the price of baguettes, and once, Tuesdays. Perfect attendance.
Discovers Solana. Realises it produces a block every 400ms and has never filed a strike notice. Is deeply offended.
Launches $GREVE: the only thing in France that never goes on strike.
For everything. Except the blockchain. The blockchain keeps working.
At every march, every corner, every day. Mustard included.
At 10h, 11h, 14h and 16h. Non-negotiable. Also at 15h.
Nobody tells Gégé what to do. Except maybe the bonding curve.
Solana blocks never ask for permission. Neither does Gégé.
Of directors. And on every statue. Mostly the statues.
Download Phantom or Solflare. Write your recovery phrase on paper. Never share it with anyone.
Buy SOL on an exchange, or with a card directly inside Pump.fun.
Open Pump.fun and paste the contract address from this site. Always double-check it.
Only spend what you can afford to lose. Then post a Gégé meme. On lâche rien.
Assemblée générale
The trains stopped. The metro stopped. Gégé didn't. Grab your vest, find the community, and bring memes.